Fun with Words

Baby Talk: "In the Beginning was the Word"
First learning to talk. Simple repeated syllables assigned to Family Members.

Baby ---> Bi-Bi
Baba ---> Ba-ba
Dada ---> Da-da
Mama ---> Ma-ma
Nana ---> Na-na
Papa ---> Pa-pa
Oma ---> Oh-ma
Opa --->  Oh-pa

Baby Talk: "In the Beginning was the Word"
Simple words derived from single syllables repeated for teaching regarding Bodily Functions.

Caca ---> Ca_Ca
Do ---> Doo_Doo
Pee ---> Pee_Pee
Poo ---> Poo_Poo

Word Games: "Fun With Words"
I just do this in my head from time to time.  Linguists will say I am wrong.

A [1]
Afraid ---> A_Fray_'eD
Africa ---> A_Free_Caca
Allah ---> All_Ah; all scream 'ah', all revere in 'aw'
Alpha ---> All_Pha-ther; The Beginning, His Truth
Angel ---> (Guy) An'_Gal (of God)
Asia ---> A_Sea, A_See, A_She, As_He, Ash_ia
Aye ---> Eye, I

B [2]
Baby ---> Bi_Bi
Babylon ---> Bib-leon, Bible_Lion, Baby_Lion, Baby_Lay_On, Baby_Lie_On
Bell ---> Be_All
Beta ---> Greek.
Bible ---> Baby_Babble, By Able.
Bitch ---> Be_Itch; the Itch to Be_Rich
Birth ---> Berth, Be_Are_Thee, Be_Our_Thee
Blackmail ---> Black_Mail, Black_Male
Borough ---> Burrow.
Bright ---> Be_Right
British ---> Brite-ish, Bright-ish
Briton ---> Brite_One, Bright_One
Bureaucrat ---> Office_Rat
Bureaucracy ---> Office_Crazy
Byzantine ---> Business_Time

C [3]
California ---> Call: if_or_nay
Carbon ---> Black, Coal, Oil
Carbon_Tax ---> Black_Tax
Carriage ---> Carry_Age (Children / Infirm)
Christ ---> Cries_T, Cries_Truth, Cries_on-the_Cross, Cries_His_Truth / Cure-ist / Crest
Christmas ---> Christ_Mass
Christopher ---> Cries_Truth_of_Her
Crown ---> Crow_Inn, Crow's_Nest
Columbia ---> Column_Be_A
Corona ---> Crown, King, Christ
Coronation ---> Corona_Nation, Crown_of_the_Nation

D [4]
Daughter ---> Doubt_Her, Dote_her, Dot_her, Date_her, Do_(n)aught_her, Do_not_truth_her
Delta ---> (Greek)
Demon ---> De_Man: Of_Fallen_Man, De_Man: Take Away Men, Of_Moan_and_Groan
Democrat ---> Demonic_Rat
Democracy ---> Demon_Crazy
Denmark ---> Den_Mark, Dane_Mark; Daniel

E [5]
Elijah ---> All_Light_Ah , All_I_You, Allied_Jew
England ---> Engle_Land, Angle_Land, Angel_Land
English ---> Engle-ish, Angle-ish, Angel-ish
Europe ---> Your_Opa

F [6]
Female ---> Of_Male, De_Male
Friar ---> In_the_Fryer

G [7]
Gamma ---> (Greek)
Gentile ---> Gentle
Gentleman ---> Gentle_Man
Germany ---> (G)Her_Many
God ---> Godt ---> Goodie, Good_T, Good_Truth
Government ---> God_Over_Men's_Truth, Good_Over_Mean_T(ruth)
Goyim ---> God_Boy_Him, Good_Boy_Him
Groot ---> God_Root, God_Route

H [8]
Heal ---> He_All
Health ---> Heal_Thee, He_All_There
Healthy ---> Heal_Thee, He_All_Thee
Hearth ---> His_Earth, Her_Thee
Heresy ---> Hear_Say, Here_Say, Her_Say, Her_Essay
Heaven ---> Heave_'n, He_Have_Inn
Hell ---> He_Ill, He_Fell, Heel
History ---> His_Story
Holocaust ---> Halo, Hollow, Hello _ Cost, Caste, Caustic
House ---> Who's_Spouse
Husband ---> House_Band, of Who's_Band
Him ---> He_I_am
Her ---> He_Are, Hare, Here
Hero ---> Her_O, He_Row

I [9]
Ireland ---> Eye_Our_Land, Aye_Our_Land, I_Our_Land
Islam ---> Is_lamb, I_Slam
Island ---> Is_Land
Isreal ---> Is_Real
Isis ---> Is_Is, Eyes_Eyes

J [10]
Jesuit ---> Je's_you_it, He_Suit
Jesus ---> Je's_Us, He's_Us, He_is_us
Jew ---> You, Hew, Hue, Brew, Stew, Skew, True, Too, Two, Blue, View
Jewish ---> You_Wish, He_Wish, She_Wish, Je_Wish, G_Wish
Justice ---> Just_Ice, Just_Us

K [11]
Kappa ---> Greek
Khan --->
King
Kingdom ---> King's_Dominion, King's_Domination

L [12]
Lord ---> Love_or_Die
Luna ---> Moon
Lunacy ---> Luna_Crazy, Moon_Crazy

M [13]
Man --->
Mary ---> Mari; Marriage, Marry; My_Are_I, Maria; My_Area
Marriage ---> Marry_Age; Mary_of_Age
Maternal ---> Mother_Material
Mille ---> Thousand
Milia ---> Thousands
Military ---> Thousands_of_Tories (Bulls), Tores, Tares, Tears
Mother
Mormon ---> More_Men
Muslim ---> Muzzle-Him, Muscle_Him, Muzzle_Lamb, Muscle_Lamb

N [14]
Neanderthal ---> Me_and_Her_Thee_All
Negro ---> Knee_Grow, No_Grow, Negative_Row
Newfoundland ---> New_Found_Land
Noah ---> No_Ah, No_All_Ah
Nunavit ---> None_of_it
Norseman ---> North_Man
Norway ---> North_Way

O [15]
Oct ---> Eight(8)_Thee, 10th Gregorian Month
Oregon ---> Ore_Gone

P [16]
Palestine ---> Pales_tine, Pales_Time, Pa_Less_Time
Parent ---> Pair_Entity
Pent ---> Five(5)_Thee
Pub ---> Public_House

Q [17]
Quad ---> Four(4)_Thee

R [18]
Rain-dance ---> Reign_Dance
Reign --->

S [19]
Satan ---> Nat_as, Not_As, Not_Us,
Shalom ---> Sha_Lom, She_Lamb
Sharia Law ---> Share_Area_Law
Sikh ---> Seek, Seek_Truth
Soloman ---> Solo_Man
Son ---> Sun
Spain ---> Span
Spaniard ---> Span_Yard
Sperm ---> Spear_of_Him
Spirit ---> (Internal) Spear_(of)_Truth
Stake ---> Shall_Take
Synagogue ---> Sin_Against_God

T [20]
Taliban ---> Tall I Ban (Tall Standing People)
Teller ---> Tell Her
Thor ---> Thee Ore
Topaz ---> To Pass, Two Pass (the Pearly Gates).
Tribe ---> Tri(3)_Be; Mother, Father, Child
Trinity ---> Tri(3)_Nightly
Tri(3) ---> If at first you don't succeed, Try, Tri(3), again
Turnip ---> Turn_Up

U [21]
Une - One
Ukraine ---> United_Kingdom_Reign, You_Grow_Grain

V [22]
Victoria ---> Victor_Area; Vector

W [23]
White ---> Womb_Right: Pure, Whole, Clean, Truth, Blank_Slate
Whore ---> Who_Are_Thee(he, me, we)?, War_Her, Horror
Wife ---> Womb_of_Life
Witch ---> Womb_of_Bitch, Which_Daddy?, Which_Truth?
Woman ---> Womb_Man

X [24]

Y [25]

Z [26]

Ω [End] ---> Oh_Mega, Her_Great, Everything that was

The Law of Inversion

Devil ~~~> 'Lived' backwards
Evil ~~~> 'Live' backwards

Father ~~~> F is the opposite of Female, Feminine. // F-at-her
Mother ~~~> M is the opposite of Male, Masculine. // M-ot-her

Father ---> Further
Mother ---> Matter

Father + Mother = Further_Matter (reproduction).