Canadian Bill of Rights
“The Parliament of Canada, affirming that the Canadian Nation is founded upon principles that acknowledge the supremacy of God, the dignity and worth of the human person and the position of the family in a society of free men and free institutions;”
I am a Man. I identify as a Man. I am meant to be Free, like a Canadian Goose.
Law Enforcement, whomever, you do not try to pull me over. You do not attempt to infringe on my mobility. You do not do a single thing to impede my ‘Truth’, nor my ‘Mental Health’, nor my ‘General Overall Health’. You have already been clearly instructed and informed verbally in person. Do not touch me, do not approach me without contacting my person online, before engaging in free conversation in front of the World. Alternatively, email is acceptable as long I am left with the psychological peace to reply, look after affairs and freely contact the world beforehand. Do not impede me. Do not cause me any more harm.
I also Identify as a Endangered Owl in an Enchanted Forest.
Treat me as such. Thank you.
Additionally, I also identify as an ‘unmarked White Swan’,
which means I am claimed by the Sovereign; Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II .
You are not to bring harm to Her Subjects.
Teaching Dogs new Tricks.