Is that what you tell your friends when you stumble on a single step with no one around you? That you fell down a flight of stairs?
I wonder, did you tell them that no one was within fifteen feet of you? It probably makes for a better story to say some “grabbed you by the throat” and “threw you down” – baby in arms and all. It’s more dramatic isn’t it? Of course if that actually had happened you would have called the cops and you didn’t – because you are a fraud.
Did Colin ever actually hit you, or did you just manipulate the cops to meet your needs? I wonder…