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Month: March 2011

Tall Tales and Five Steps

Is that what you tell your friends when you stumble on a single step with no one around you?  That you fell down a flight of stairs?

I wonder, did you tell them that no one was within fifteen feet of you?  It probably makes for a better story to say some “grabbed you by the throat” and “threw you down” – baby in arms and all.  It’s more dramatic isn’t it?  Of course if that actually had happened you would have called the cops and you didn’t – because you are a fraud.

Did Colin ever actually hit you, or did you just manipulate the cops to meet your needs?  I wonder…